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SPOONING

volatilequeer:

mydrunkkitchen:

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner

Little Spoon:

  • too hot/can’t wiggle
  • someone’s drool on neck
  • holding in farts

Big Spoon:

  • fart all ya want
  • perfect temperature
  • get up and go on tumblr anytime 

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

(Source: virginsacrificer, via hall-mark)

It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others’ company.

mellobyte:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

isn’t that basically what Zeus did

mellobyte:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

isn’t that basically what Zeus did

(via hall-mark)